Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur.

The lucky stalkees:
Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus’ face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.
The vague image of a face that […]

Jesus is a voyeur.

So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.
A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.
He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.
There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?