An old story:

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?

Here’s a story that became an instant-classic when it happened a few months ago - because it is a classic example of the disturbing and rather depressing consequences of the nature of religious superstition. In India back in February, a rumor was somehow started that an image of Mary would appear if you looked into […]

Whenever I sit down to do Jesus-in-Stuff stories, I do a quick Google search to see if anything interesting happened recently regarding Jesus or Mary images. So in my search this week, I found a somewhat recent story similar to the one Brian showed me: a pregnant woman sees Jesus in her ultrasound.

No, her name’s […]

Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.

No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]

As promised, the famous Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich.

The woman who made the sammich took a bite after it and then noticed it bore the image of Mary (who appears to be sporting a nice Hitler mustache). Then she kept it for TEN YEARS before selling it for a ridiculous amount of money to a […]

Something maybe somewhat resembling the Virgin Mary shows up in a lemon, but it could also maybe somewhat look like a bunch of other people. Go figure.

According to the article:
“Some people say it looked like Mother Teresa or Virgin Mary,” Nance said. “Some people say it looked like the Mona Lisa picture and some people […]

Jesus? Or the Virgin Mary?

From the article:
One person saw a saint. Others have split between Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
This is just getting sad. If I was Jesus, I’d be pretty pissed if someone couldn’t tell me apart from a woman.
Brian thinks it looks more like Cthulhu. I think he’s on to something there.