Jesus appears in a breakfast, gets sold on eBay.

From the article:
Her daughter, Dana Okane, said she believed the pancake was a miracle and posted it on the Internet auction site, eBay.
Okane said she thinks the image is a message from God telling the world to “clean up its act.”
Yes, imaginary Jesus in a pancake, “clean […]

Jesus shows up in an X-Ray.

Can you spot him? I sure as hell couldn’t for a long time. Take a very, very close look at the bottom-left side of the left lung (directly under the green light). Yeah, that’s what they’re talking about. From the article:
After experiencing chest pains, Farinas went to Homestead Hospital. While […]

Jesus? Or the Virgin Mary?

From the article:
One person saw a saint. Others have split between Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
This is just getting sad. If I was Jesus, I’d be pretty pissed if someone couldn’t tell me apart from a woman.
Brian thinks it looks more like Cthulhu. I think he’s on to something there.