Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.

No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]

The first true sign of the LORD: Jesus on the top of a beer bottle.

The drunk- er, devout Christians at the bar saw the sign immediately.
“When I saw it I got goose pimples,” 35-year-old Mr Cartwright said yesterday. “I have no doubt it is the face of Jesus. You can even see his beard […]

Jesus appears in potatoes.

This heathen originally mistook Jesus for a rotten potato:
Renee says she had been looking for an excuse to get out of making potato salad. “I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said lord if it’s not for me to make […]

Jesus shows up on a spoon.

Gee, I wonder what happened to it.
The spoon is now for sale on eBay but Davis doesn’t have a clue how much it may go for.
I’m sure the LORD will make sure it goes for a lot of money. But wait, there’s something even more absurd at […]

You’d think he was a pervert or something.

Well, that or the lady’s just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It’s not like she’s trying to make money off of it or anything.
The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.
Is is just me, or does that Jesus in […]

Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur.

The lucky stalkees:
Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus’ face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.
The vague image of a face that […]

Jesus is a voyeur.

So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.
A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.
He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.
There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?

Man finds a Jesus Shrimp.

The Jesus face appeared on the tail of a piece of shrimp. (There are more pictures on the article’s website)
Faus, who is going through a nasty divorce, said that when he saw the face, he felt “relieved from all the stress.”
“There was a sense of calm that I have never experienced […]

The snack food Jesus finally appears.

But he was almost eaten!
“When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,” said Cragg. “And that is the image I saw. I don’t think the […]

Jesus appears on more food, this time a pierogi.

The estatic couple who were fortunate enough for the almighty Jesus to grace their food:
Donna Lee of Point Place first noticed it while cooking pierogi’s on Easter. “The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes, ‘What? There’s […]