Face of Jesus appears on a utility pole.

This has got to be one of the most distorted Jesus “faces” I’ve seen yet. If I was god, I’d be insulted that people thought I was so ugly and deformed. But the faithful are inspired!
For days, hundreds of the faithful have been coming to see what they […]

An old story:

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?

Behold your Lord in Cutlery Form. One lady in the video said it looks like George Washington. I don’t think it even looks like a human face.

A “one of a kind relic” french fry cross is for sale on ebay.

From the item description:
I ate lunch at Burger King (10th & Mulvane St, Topeka, KS) today. I almost ate this, but then recognized it as the most important symbol of history. I have seven different witnesses , plus cell phone […]

Jesus on the cross now appears on french fries. (video)

This woman claims the body of Jesus appears on two french fries stuck together in the shape of a cross. She obviously couldn’t be making stuff up… but if the part the video zoomed in on is Jesus, then God is a mermaid, because I see […]

Image of Jesus crying appears in hospital window.

Jesus apparently caused quite a stir in the hospital. Doesn’t he know all the old people need their sleep?
Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.
“This was just a sign […]

Whenever I sit down to do Jesus-in-Stuff stories, I do a quick Google search to see if anything interesting happened recently regarding Jesus or Mary images. So in my search this week, I found a somewhat recent story similar to the one Brian showed me: a pregnant woman sees Jesus in her ultrasound.

No, her name’s […]

Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.

No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]

The first true sign of the LORD: Jesus on the top of a beer bottle.

The drunk- er, devout Christians at the bar saw the sign immediately.
“When I saw it I got goose pimples,” 35-year-old Mr Cartwright said yesterday. “I have no doubt it is the face of Jesus. You can even see his beard […]

Jesus appears in potatoes.

This heathen originally mistook Jesus for a rotten potato:
Renee says she had been looking for an excuse to get out of making potato salad. “I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said lord if it’s not for me to make […]