The mother/wife/virgin mistress of God has now appeared on a grape.

Ms. Ginn said she is thinking about trying to sell the grape on eBay, where others have sold food reincarnations of religious figures. Any profit would go to her church, Fielder Road Baptist Church in Arlington, she said.
She said she has no intention of trivializing […]

In what appears to be a satirical response to the last news entry, the face of Jesus appears on a girl’s bruise.

[The girl] also commented that she thought it was a sign that “Jesus wants us to ride around in cars with boys; he’s telling us all that it’s OK. Also that I need a […]

A man suffered a motorcycle accident and Mary decided to appear in his wound.

Lipton said he believes the Virgin Mary protected him from further injury when the motorcycle slid out from underneath him.
Why doesn’t Mary deign to protect all the accident victims who are killed every day? Actually, they’re probably all heathens.

In a rare occasion, the son of God decided to actually show up in a church.

Jubilee Fellowship Church members say you can see Jesus’ face on their pulpit. After it was re-varnished, someone from the church noticed the profile of what they believe is Jesus Christ.
So no matter what they do, some church members […]

Jesus now appears on a rock on the side of a mountain road.

Shirley Maples says she was riding in a bus looking out the window when she saw it.
Maples’ friend Annette Neal believes the image is there to watch over them. Maples’ other friend, Maxine Nance, says Maples needs a kidney and believes the […]

This is too good not to share.

Especially amusing when you consider last year’s controversy involving PZ Myers.

Even though he concedes it’s the “stupidest thing [he’s] ever made on [his] blog,” a nonbeliever of the Lord’s steady stream of visitations into this world makes a post about Jesus appearing in his closet door.

Here it goes: my old closet door has a very curious wood grain pattern in it, that many people […]

Jesus has further entered the digital age by appearing in a cell phone picture.

“The message that I got was that He was telling me that He was with me,” Square said. “I feel proud and blessed that I have this picture.”
Just to be sure that it wasn’t a hoax, Square checked to see if […]

Late last month, Jesus decided to invade yet another person’s tree.

Recently, while attempting to find solace against an imminent foreclosure, they discovered that an image of Jesus had appeared in a knothole in their tree. The couple believes that this is a sign that something good is coming their way.
Yes, their house may be foreclosed, […]

Less than six months after they became rabid converts of Christianity, this couple found Jesus in a chip.

Of course, it’s a direct sign from the Lord.
In fact, Linda sees the discovery of the chip as a sign that the family is doing something right, and perhaps as an indication that she and Brian need to […]

Jesus just happens to appear yet again in a rock, to a religious man eager to sell it.

His aim is a little ambitious… but faith can move mountains, right?
“I’m going to sell it if I can get $20 million,” he said — citing an exaggerated account of the grilled cheese price tag.

The Son of God has decided to grace a rock with his presence.

A business owner in Redlands, Calif., says he’s found an image of Jesus in a rock embedded in his store counter.
The counter has been in place for years, but the image wasn’t noticed until about two months ago, the Contra Costa Times reported.
The […]

Our Lord and Savior decided to settle the console wars way back in 2006 by appearing on an Xbox 360.

He was, of course, promptly put up on ebay.
This XBOX 360 package has an Image of a man in the resemblance of Jesus on the back of the packaging. I did not alter the […]

Jesus claims his own office at a car dealership.

However, some of the viewers are heathens.
“It looks a little bit like Sasquatch,” piped up Ruth Johnson from the receptionist desk.
James Bauman Jr., who was getting an oil change, described it as “Christ in a Jedi outfit,” then as a “Persian king.”
“I guess everybody has […]

Yet another example of Jesus the voyeur, as he spies on women in a weight loss clinic.

“I think its the silhouette and kind of a partial beard,” said Dominique Sartin, Body Shoppe staff member. “She said if it had leaked a little more it would be a beard on the other side too.”
Double Jesus?
They’re […]

Jesus decided to make his image appear on another guitar.

The above is the Shroud of Turin next to the alleged image of Jesus on the guitar, and the first thing you should note is that there are absolutely no similarities. But of course, the face makes itself clear to the True Believers:
“I’ve been here for […]

Earlier this year, Jesus decided to find out what it was like in a kitchen tile. See if you can find Jesus in this picture.

Not only one tile… but all of them!
But one West Valley woman says she has had the likeness of Jesus in every one of her kitchen tiles for eight […]

Jesus has decided to appear on the stain of a shoe.

An individual in Southeast Kansas noticed a strange stain appear on the tongue of his new shoes. Upon further inpsection, the image is that of Jesus Christ.
While various images of Holy nature have appeared in many places, this one is quite unique. In an […]

Forums member starsrift pointed out one of the greatest inventions of modern times: the Mary Toast Imprinter. Now, you can make your own Stuff That Looks Like Jesus!
Push this plastic miracle maker into your piece of bread, remove it, then put the bread into the toaster and “presto,” instant amazement and awe! As it cooks, […]

John Smith from Sydney, Australia is truly blessed. Both Jesus and Mary have decided to recreate themselves in his lava lamp.

“I had been going through a tough time and was paying for a sign … a divine sign from God that I was not alone and that all would work out fine,” he explains on […]

So I was finishing up my Stuff That Looks Like Jesus updates for today when I came across a story that was just too good not to post. Apparently, Jesus is now even manifesting himself in the artist renderings of murdering pedophiles.

The link to the news story from in the above entry is broken, […]

A woman in Florida says she found Jesus and Mary on some shells.

She said she was walking down the beach when she found the oyster shell that shows the face of Jesus. On her walk back home, she said she found another smaller shell with the virgin Mary holding a baby Jesus.
The woman claimed […]

Jesus does not just show up in America, as shown by him appearing in melted chocolate in the UK.

I was enjoying the cookie and when I picked it up I saw a face. When I looked at, I immediately thought that’s definitely the face of Jesus. It looked just like the Turin Shroud. I felt […]

So I did my semi-occasional Google search for recent Jesus appearances… and found a bunch of new ones just in the last month or two. And I am not anywhere close to running out of not-recent Jesus sightings in my bookmarks. I guess we should feel blessed that Jesus likes the world so much. I […]

Now Jesus has appeared on a guitar. Or has he?

The owner sold the guitar on ebay last month for $200. I don’t know how long ebay will store the info, so I took a screenshot, because this really is too good:

Here’s the key part:
If you look at the left photo we took of just the […]

Jesus appears in a piece of pita bread, and is once again auctioned off.

One morning, this New Zealand gentleman woke up to cook some pita bread.
Oddly enough one piece even looked like the “face” of Jesus. I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t… I guess what you all want to […]

Ok, so last year I was gone a lot, and Brian decided he wanted to completely redo the website, perhaps scrapping everything, so even when I got back I didn’t do anything. However, even though Brian’s still too lazy to actually do anything, it is certain that at least the Stuff That Looks Like Jesus […]

This one has oddly enough already made it around the blogosphere a bit: Jesus appears on a moth.

And of course, it’s incredibly special.
Kirk Harper spotted the moth on an RV trailer Monday, and right away could tell it was unique.
“I immediately thought it looked like Jesus and that was what was so cool cause you’ve […]

Jesus’s mom shows up again, this time in a tree.

And this tree Mary is a blessing on the area.
Moreau, an 18-year superintendent of a downtown condo building, said he did a double-take.
“At first I thought I was seeing things,” he said. “Then I went and got my mother-in-law to tell her. She […]

Family sees Jesus in their cat’s fur.

Try to ignore the nightmare that is that article’s grammar. Anyway:
Recently, lori’s husband was petting sissy when he noticed…
“He says ‘i swear that looks like jesus with a shroud on’ and i’m like ‘ok,’ and then my son took that picture, and it was like ‘wow!’”
Like, […]

Recently Brian was sent an email by someone who said that they like our Stuff That Looks Like Jesus section. Yeah, people read this stuff; who knew?
Anyway, this reader sent Brian a link to this article with a good absurd Jesus image (and actually links here!).

I personally see Charles Darwin, but I’m one […]

Because Allah just couldn’t bear to be left out of our Stuff That Looks Like Jesus page, he appeared in some Nigerian meat.

Apparently, those squigly lines spell out “Allah.”
A search of the kitchen’s meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.
“When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat […]

Face of Jesus appears on a utility pole.

This has got to be one of the most distorted Jesus “faces” I’ve seen yet. If I was god, I’d be insulted that people thought I was so ugly and deformed. But the faithful are inspired!
For days, hundreds of the faithful have been coming to see what they […]

An old story:

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?

Behold your Lord in Cutlery Form. One lady in the video said it looks like George Washington. I don’t think it even looks like a human face.

A “one of a kind relic” french fry cross is for sale on ebay.

From the item description:
I ate lunch at Burger King (10th & Mulvane St, Topeka, KS) today. I almost ate this, but then recognized it as the most important symbol of history. I have seven different witnesses , plus cell phone […]

Jesus on the cross now appears on french fries. (video)

This woman claims the body of Jesus appears on two french fries stuck together in the shape of a cross. She obviously couldn’t be making stuff up… but if the part the video zoomed in on is Jesus, then God is a mermaid, because I see […]

Here’s a story that became an instant-classic when it happened a few months ago - because it is a classic example of the disturbing and rather depressing consequences of the nature of religious superstition. In India back in February, a rumor was somehow started that an image of Mary would appear if you looked into […]

Image of Jesus crying appears in hospital window.

Jesus apparently caused quite a stir in the hospital. Doesn’t he know all the old people need their sleep?
Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.
“This was just a sign […]

Whenever I sit down to do Jesus-in-Stuff stories, I do a quick Google search to see if anything interesting happened recently regarding Jesus or Mary images. So in my search this week, I found a somewhat recent story similar to the one Brian showed me: a pregnant woman sees Jesus in her ultrasound.

No, her name’s […]

Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.

No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]

The first true sign of the LORD: Jesus on the top of a beer bottle.

The drunk- er, devout Christians at the bar saw the sign immediately.
“When I saw it I got goose pimples,” 35-year-old Mr Cartwright said yesterday. “I have no doubt it is the face of Jesus. You can even see his beard […]

Jesus appears in potatoes.

This heathen originally mistook Jesus for a rotten potato:
Renee says she had been looking for an excuse to get out of making potato salad. “I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said lord if it’s not for me to make […]

As promised, the famous Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich.

The woman who made the sammich took a bite after it and then noticed it bore the image of Mary (who appears to be sporting a nice Hitler mustache). Then she kept it for TEN YEARS before selling it for a ridiculous amount of money to a […]

Jesus shows up on a spoon.

Gee, I wonder what happened to it.
The spoon is now for sale on eBay but Davis doesn’t have a clue how much it may go for.
I’m sure the LORD will make sure it goes for a lot of money. But wait, there’s something even more absurd at […]

You’d think he was a pervert or something.

Well, that or the lady’s just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It’s not like she’s trying to make money off of it or anything.
The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.
Is is just me, or does that Jesus in […]

Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur.

The lucky stalkees:
Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus’ face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.
The vague image of a face that […]

Jesus is a voyeur.

So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.
A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.
He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.
There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?

Man finds a Jesus Shrimp.

The Jesus face appeared on the tail of a piece of shrimp. (There are more pictures on the article’s website)
Faus, who is going through a nasty divorce, said that when he saw the face, he felt “relieved from all the stress.”
“There was a sense of calm that I have never experienced […]

The snack food Jesus finally appears.

But he was almost eaten!
“When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,” said Cragg. “And that is the image I saw. I don’t think the […]

Jesus appears on more food, this time a pierogi.

The estatic couple who were fortunate enough for the almighty Jesus to grace their food:
Donna Lee of Point Place first noticed it while cooking pierogi’s on Easter. “The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes, ‘What? There’s […]

Something maybe somewhat resembling the Virgin Mary shows up in a lemon, but it could also maybe somewhat look like a bunch of other people. Go figure.

According to the article:
“Some people say it looked like Mother Teresa or Virgin Mary,” Nance said. “Some people say it looked like the Mona Lisa picture and some people […]

Jesus appears in a breakfast, gets sold on eBay.

From the article:
Her daughter, Dana Okane, said she believed the pancake was a miracle and posted it on the Internet auction site, eBay.
Okane said she thinks the image is a message from God telling the world to “clean up its act.”
Yes, imaginary Jesus in a pancake, “clean […]

Jesus shows up in an X-Ray.

Can you spot him? I sure as hell couldn’t for a long time. Take a very, very close look at the bottom-left side of the left lung (directly under the green light). Yeah, that’s what they’re talking about. From the article:
After experiencing chest pains, Farinas went to Homestead Hospital. While […]

Jesus? Or the Virgin Mary?

From the article:
One person saw a saint. Others have split between Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
This is just getting sad. If I was Jesus, I’d be pretty pissed if someone couldn’t tell me apart from a woman.
Brian thinks it looks more like Cthulhu. I think he’s on to something there.