Here is a collection of things that look like Jesus, thus proving the existence of God. Look upon it, ye mighty, and despair. Click the links for full-color photographs of the divine.
(As a bonus, just to show we care, we've also collected photographs of things that look like Jesus' mom.)
This one has oddly enough already made it around the blogosphere a bit: Jesus appears on a moth.
And of course, it’s incredibly special.
Kirk Harper spotted the moth on an RV trailer Monday, and right away could tell it was unique.
“I immediately thought it looked like Jesus and that was what was so cool cause you’ve […]
Jesus’s mom shows up again, this time in a tree.
And this tree Mary is a blessing on the area.
Moreau, an 18-year superintendent of a downtown condo building, said he did a double-take.
“At first I thought I was seeing things,” he said. “Then I went and got my mother-in-law to tell her. She […]
Family sees Jesus in their cat’s fur.
Try to ignore the nightmare that is that article’s grammar. Anyway:
Recently, lori’s husband was petting sissy when he noticed…
“He says ‘i swear that looks like jesus with a shroud on’ and i’m like ‘ok,’ and then my son took that picture, and it was like ‘wow!’”
Like, […]
Recently Brian was sent an email by someone who said that they like our Stuff That Looks Like Jesus section. Yeah, people read this stuff; who knew?
Anyway, this reader sent Brian a link to this article with a good absurd Jesus image (and actually links here!).
I personally see Charles Darwin, but I’m one […]
Because Allah just couldn’t bear to be left out of our Stuff That Looks Like Jesus page, he appeared in some Nigerian meat.
Apparently, those squigly lines spell out “Allah.”
A search of the kitchen’s meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.
“When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat […]
Face of Jesus appears on a utility pole.
This has got to be one of the most distorted Jesus “faces” I’ve seen yet. If I was god, I’d be insulted that people thought I was so ugly and deformed. But the faithful are inspired!
For days, hundreds of the faithful have been coming to see what they […]
An old story:
This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?
Behold your Lord in Cutlery Form. One lady in the video said it looks like George Washington. I don’t think it even looks like a human face.
A “one of a kind relic” french fry cross is for sale on ebay.
From the item description:
I ate lunch at Burger King (10th & Mulvane St, Topeka, KS) today. I almost ate this, but then recognized it as the most important symbol of history. I have seven different witnesses , plus cell phone […]
Jesus on the cross now appears on french fries. (video)
This woman claims the body of Jesus appears on two french fries stuck together in the shape of a cross. She obviously couldn’t be making stuff up… but if the part the video zoomed in on is Jesus, then God is a mermaid, because I see […]
Here’s a story that became an instant-classic when it happened a few months ago - because it is a classic example of the disturbing and rather depressing consequences of the nature of religious superstition. In India back in February, a rumor was somehow started that an image of Mary would appear if you looked into […]
Image of Jesus crying appears in hospital window.
Jesus apparently caused quite a stir in the hospital. Doesn’t he know all the old people need their sleep?
Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.
“This was just a sign […]
Whenever I sit down to do Jesus-in-Stuff stories, I do a quick Google search to see if anything interesting happened recently regarding Jesus or Mary images. So in my search this week, I found a somewhat recent story similar to the one Brian showed me: a pregnant woman sees Jesus in her ultrasound.
No, her name’s […]
Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.
No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]
The first true sign of the LORD: Jesus on the top of a beer bottle.
The drunk- er, devout Christians at the bar saw the sign immediately.
“When I saw it I got goose pimples,” 35-year-old Mr Cartwright said yesterday. “I have no doubt it is the face of Jesus. You can even see his beard […]
Jesus appears in potatoes.
This heathen originally mistook Jesus for a rotten potato:
Renee says she had been looking for an excuse to get out of making potato salad. “I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said lord if it’s not for me to make […]
As promised, the famous Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich.
The woman who made the sammich took a bite after it and then noticed it bore the image of Mary (who appears to be sporting a nice Hitler mustache). Then she kept it for TEN YEARS before selling it for a ridiculous amount of money to a […]
Jesus shows up on a spoon.
Gee, I wonder what happened to it.
The spoon is now for sale on eBay but Davis doesn’t have a clue how much it may go for.
I’m sure the LORD will make sure it goes for a lot of money. But wait, there’s something even more absurd at […]
You’d think he was a pervert or something.
Well, that or the lady’s just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It’s not like she’s trying to make money off of it or anything.
The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.
Is is just me, or does that Jesus in […]
Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur.
The lucky stalkees:
Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus’ face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.
The vague image of a face that […]
Jesus is a voyeur.
So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.
A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.
He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.
There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?
Man finds a Jesus Shrimp.
The Jesus face appeared on the tail of a piece of shrimp. (There are more pictures on the article’s website)
Faus, who is going through a nasty divorce, said that when he saw the face, he felt “relieved from all the stress.”
“There was a sense of calm that I have never experienced […]
The snack food Jesus finally appears.
But he was almost eaten!
“When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,” said Cragg. “And that is the image I saw. I don’t think the […]
Jesus appears on more food, this time a pierogi.
The estatic couple who were fortunate enough for the almighty Jesus to grace their food:
Donna Lee of Point Place first noticed it while cooking pierogi’s on Easter. “The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes, ‘What? There’s […]
Something maybe somewhat resembling the Virgin Mary shows up in a lemon, but it could also maybe somewhat look like a bunch of other people. Go figure.
According to the article:
“Some people say it looked like Mother Teresa or Virgin Mary,” Nance said. “Some people say it looked like the Mona Lisa picture and some people […]
Jesus appears in a breakfast, gets sold on eBay.
From the article:
Her daughter, Dana Okane, said she believed the pancake was a miracle and posted it on the Internet auction site, eBay.
Okane said she thinks the image is a message from God telling the world to “clean up its act.”
Yes, imaginary Jesus in a pancake, “clean […]
Jesus shows up in an X-Ray.
Can you spot him? I sure as hell couldn’t for a long time. Take a very, very close look at the bottom-left side of the left lung (directly under the green light). Yeah, that’s what they’re talking about. From the article:
After experiencing chest pains, Farinas went to Homestead Hospital. While […]
Jesus? Or the Virgin Mary?
From the article:
One person saw a saint. Others have split between Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
This is just getting sad. If I was Jesus, I’d be pretty pissed if someone couldn’t tell me apart from a woman.
Brian thinks it looks more like Cthulhu. I think he’s on to something there.