Here is a collection of things that look like Jesus, thus proving the existence of God. Look upon it, ye mighty, and despair. Click the links for full-color photographs of the divine.
(As a bonus, just to show we care, we've also collected photographs of things that look like Jesus' mom.)
Because Allah just couldn’t bear to be left out of our Stuff That Looks Like Jesus page, he appeared in some Nigerian meat.
Apparently, those squigly lines spell out “Allah.”
A search of the kitchen’s meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.
“When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat […]
Face of Jesus appears on a utility pole.
This has got to be one of the most distorted Jesus “faces” I’ve seen yet. If I was god, I’d be insulted that people thought I was so ugly and deformed. But the faithful are inspired!
For days, hundreds of the faithful have been coming to see what they […]
An old story:
This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?
Behold your Lord in Cutlery Form. One lady in the video said it looks like George Washington. I don’t think it even looks like a human face.
A “one of a kind relic” french fry cross is for sale on ebay.
From the item description:
I ate lunch at Burger King (10th & Mulvane St, Topeka, KS) today. I almost ate this, but then recognized it as the most important symbol of history. I have seven different witnesses , plus cell phone […]
Jesus on the cross now appears on french fries. (video)
This woman claims the body of Jesus appears on two french fries stuck together in the shape of a cross. She obviously couldn’t be making stuff up… but if the part the video zoomed in on is Jesus, then God is a mermaid, because I see […]
Here’s a story that became an instant-classic when it happened a few months ago - because it is a classic example of the disturbing and rather depressing consequences of the nature of religious superstition. In India back in February, a rumor was somehow started that an image of Mary would appear if you looked into […]
Image of Jesus crying appears in hospital window.
Jesus apparently caused quite a stir in the hospital. Doesn’t he know all the old people need their sleep?
Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.
“This was just a sign […]
Whenever I sit down to do Jesus-in-Stuff stories, I do a quick Google search to see if anything interesting happened recently regarding Jesus or Mary images. So in my search this week, I found a somewhat recent story similar to the one Brian showed me: a pregnant woman sees Jesus in her ultrasound.
No, her name’s […]
Here’s an amusing one that Brian showed to me: woman sees Jesus in an ultrasound.
No, her name’s not Mary.
A Painesville woman thinks an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter may have been sent from Heaven.
Paula Holmes says she has kept the picture of her granddaughter hanging on her tote board for four years.
Just recently she […]