Stuff God Hates

Here is a collection of things that God hates, other than Fraggles.

July 18th, 2008

God Hates Gays, Wants Everyone Miserable

At least, according to Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart in his campaign comic about his opponents.

According to the article, he’s actually sending that out to voters. And he wrote it himself.
All I can say is, go Brent Rinehart! Protect us from the abomination of that “anal sodomy”!

July 16th, 2008

God Hates Cracker-Hater Haters (Part 2)

As Brian pointed out in the last entry, PZ Myers has been receiving many angry emails, including death threats, from people who are angered by his audicity to actually call a cracker… a cracker. That evil man!
In some of his emails, PZ Myers posted all of the sender information, including name and email info, though […]

July 11th, 2008

God hates cracker-haters

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/07/fight_back_against_bill_donohu.php
PZ Meyers the biologist / outspoken atheist blogger insulted some people’s Communion wafers, and now some people are threatening him with death, and other people are trying to get him fired.
This is insanity. If you care, email his boss in support of PZ, to counteract the flood of insane Catholics doing the opposite. […]

July 3rd, 2008

God hates puppies

Apparently cute puppies in police hats are evil, because they’re ritually unclean.
I have to agree. Look at this:

Clearly the power of Satan flows through this beast!

June 12th, 2008

A Look into the Mind of God

God decided to blog about stuff he hates. The list is getting quite extensive. The latest one: God hates Sex and the City.
I tell you mortals, it’s dreadful shows like this that make being omnipresent truly unbearable. I, The Lord GOD Almighty, have had no choice but to watch every last fucking episode and repeat […]

April 3rd, 2008

God Loves Shrimp, Hates Tall People

Man finds a Jesus Shrimp.

The Jesus face appeared on the tail of a piece of shrimp. (There are more pictures on the article’s website)
Faus, who is going through a nasty divorce, said that when he saw the face, he felt “relieved from all the stress.”
“There was a sense of calm that I have never experienced […]

April 1st, 2008

God Hates Free Speech

The UN council on “human rights” passed a resolution which asks nations to police and regulate free speech to prevent people from saying bad things about religion.
The resolution “urges states to take actions to prohibit the dissemination … of racist and xenophobic ideas” and material that would incite to religious hatred. It also urges states […]

March 24th, 2008

God Hates Fraggles (Psalm 137:9)

Psalm 137:9:
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Who or what are these “little ones” that God demand we destroy?
Fraggles.
Fraggles are a Cursed race unto the LORD God. Their seemingly cute demeanor and sing-song glee belies their true demonic nature. Thank the LORD God for Holy Scripture […]