The Cow is Science
This is something Brian will appreciate, but the rest of you should like too:
The comic is completely correct, obviously. I’m sure pretty much everyone reading this knows at least some people who say they depend on religion in some way. But depend on it for what? How does it help? Especially since everyone is better off depending on a logical analysis of the world around you. Religion just results in intellectual starvation.

I’ve always interpreted the literal Bible to be ’starve to death in a corner, and ye shall go to heaven’.
Think about it:
- you’re in a corner, not sinning
- you died sinless
- you go to heaven
Sounds like a full proof plan to go to heaven. All Abrahamic religion worshippers ought to do it.