God Hates Gays, Wants Everyone Miserable
At least, according to Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart in his campaign comic about his opponents.
According to the article, he’s actually sending that out to voters. And he wrote it himself.
All I can say is, go Brent Rinehart! Protect us from the abomination of that “anal sodomy”!

I am personally very offended that you consider anal sodomy an abomination. If anything, it should be considered a surprise encounter, at the very least.