Jesus pretzel
An old story:

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?
An old story:

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.
I’m sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn’t even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?
Ahaha, oh man. That one’s as bad as that knot-in-the-three-Jesus story.
And pretzels are mentioned in the Bible? Where, next to the hot dogs and nachos?
I can see how it is. It’s her sitting and holding the baby. The classic picture of the Virgin Mary.
Although franly I believe it’s a waste of a pretzel… That’s what you get when you start indreding pretzel’s too much.