God decided to blog about stuff he hates. The list is getting quite extensive. The latest one: God hates Sex and the City.

I tell you mortals, it’s dreadful shows like this that make being omnipresent truly unbearable. I, The Lord GOD Almighty, have had no choice but to watch every last fucking episode and repeat of Sex and the City shown on TV for the last ten fucking years. Not only that, I’ve also had to watch every stupid fucking cunt alive watch this stupid fucking show and love every stupid fucking minute of it. Just one more reason I utterly despise women.

Another good recent one is God hates questions.

Don’t get Me wrong, I don’t hate all questions, per se. There are good questions and bad questions. Good questions are ones like: “What have I done for God lately?” or “How can I be a better slave for God?”

People ask Me infuriating questions like: “Hey God, how can free will be real if you’re all-knowing?” BECAUSE! Just because, ok?! They both exist at the same time. Just accept it and have some faith fuck-face!

It is a good read. It’s an interesting look at what an omniscient being would REALLY be thinking if he had to follow the Bible and put up with humans.