Deep Fried Jesus… For Sale!

A “one of a kind relic” french fry cross is for sale on ebay.

Jesus Fry v2

From the item description:

I ate lunch at Burger King (10th & Mulvane St, Topeka, KS) today. I almost ate this, but then recognized it as the most important symbol of history. I have seven different witnesses , plus cell phone video of me turning down an in-store interview request from Phillip Anderson, Topeka Capitol-Journal journalist and photographer. I turned it down because I want to remain anonymous.

ALL proceeds from this auction will be given given to one organization that will help the following five global problems, as spelled out by Rick Warren, Pastor of Saddleback Church and author of Purpose Driven Life, during his Davos Question session.

Five Global Problems on the Planet
1. extreme poverty
2. pandemic diseases
3. illiteracy
4. corruption
5. spiritual emptiness

Current bid is $1.40, with four bids. I’m sure that will do a lot to cure my spiritual emptiness.

Auction still has a few days to go. I’ll update with the results.

Update: The cross sold for $3 US with 7 bids.

One Response to “Deep Fried Jesus… For Sale!”

  1. Quoth Peegee:

    Instead of selling it, people should donate it to the jesus christ church of latter-day saints [facetious] since it would do more good there than be sold and then eaten by some ingrate.

    [facetious]

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