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Wasted with Jesus

The first true sign of the LORD: Jesus on the top of a beer bottle.

Jesus Beer

The drunk- er, devout Christians at the bar saw the sign immediately.

“When I saw it I got goose pimples,” 35-year-old Mr Cartwright said yesterday. “I have no doubt it is the face of Jesus. You can even see his beard and hair.”

However, the devil is constantly at work to stop these signs from spreading.

“It ended up getting collected by a barmaid when no one was paying attention and thrown away,” said Mr Cartwright.

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