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Shower Jesus is Watching You Lather

Jesus is a voyeur.

Jesus shower

So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.

A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.

He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.

There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?

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One Response to “Shower Jesus is Watching You Lather”

  1. September 30th, 2008 at 2:05 am
    Quoth Danni:

    I’m guessing he’s never attempted to bleach Jesus?

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