God Loves Shrimp, Hates Tall People

Man finds a Jesus Shrimp.

Jesus Shrimp

The Jesus face appeared on the tail of a piece of shrimp. (There are more pictures on the article’s website)

Faus, who is going through a nasty divorce, said that when he saw the face, he felt “relieved from all the stress.”

“There was a sense of calm that I have never experienced before,” Faus said in an e-mail to NBC11. “I’ve heard about people receiving ’signs’ but have never known anyone or experienced it myself until now.”

There is also a survey posted on the news page, asking the question “Do you see the face of Jesus in the shrimp tail?” With over 1500 votes, 59% of them said “yes.” So 41% of the responders will be smited when Jesus Shrimp comes back for the Rapture.

One Response to “God Loves Shrimp, Hates Tall People”

  1. Quoth Nic:

    That’s not Jesus. That’s Jack Black! :{

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