Psalm 137:9:

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Who or what are these “little ones” that God demand we destroy?

Fraggles.

Fraggles are a Cursed race unto the LORD God. Their seemingly cute demeanor and sing-song glee belies their true demonic nature. Thank the LORD God for Holy Scripture which allows us to see the Truth.

1 Kings 3:7:

Wherein the king granted the Jews which were in every city to gather themselves together, and to stand for their life, to destroy, to slay and to cause to perish, all the power of the people and province that would assault them, both little ones and women, and to take the spoil of them for a prey,

Glory to those who wage Holy War against the “little ones” who would work to destroy Mankind.

Jeremiah 14:3:

And their nobles have sent their little ones to the waters: they came to the pits, and found no water; they returned with their vessels empty; they were ashamed and confounded, and covered their heads.

Praise be to LORD God who denies the accursed Fraggles Sanctuary and Clean Water. Shame be upon the devil-spawn Fraggle hoard; may they die a Thousand Righteous Deaths.

Zechariah 13:7:

Awake, O sword, against my shepherd, and against the man that is my fellow, saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones.

We wait with bated breath the day the LORD God brings Glorious, Just and Mighty Anger upon the “little ones”. They are a scourge which shall be wiped from the Earth. Praise Be.