Holy Flapjack, Batman
Jesus appears in a breakfast, gets sold on eBay.
From the article:
Her daughter, Dana Okane, said she believed the pancake was a miracle and posted it on the Internet auction site, eBay.
Okane said she thinks the image is a message from God telling the world to “clean up its act.”
Yes, imaginary Jesus in a pancake, “clean up your act,” those two concepts just obviously relate. The only message I see here is that “Jesus Flapjack Christ” is a pretty cool swear.

Dude, that just looks like Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko.
I just showed this to my roommate, who said it looked more like the Flying Spaghetti Monster (the top columns are the eyes; the rest is the body). I can definitely see it. RAmen!
HIS NOODLINESS HAS REVEALED HIMSELF! RAmen!
…and He’s even smiling.