The mother/wife/virgin mistress of God has now appeared on a grape.

Ms. Ginn said she is thinking about trying to sell the grape on eBay, where others have sold food reincarnations of religious figures. Any profit would go to her church, Fielder Road Baptist Church in Arlington, she said.

She said she has no intention of trivializing the experience.

“I’m all for showing that God sometimes does have a sense of humor,” she said.

Even though she sees no deep meaning in the grape, it was still obviously caused by the Lord. At least, as soon as she can make a profit.

In what appears to be a satirical response to the last news entry, the face of Jesus appears on a girl’s bruise.

[The girl] also commented that she thought it was a sign that “Jesus wants us to ride around in cars with boys; he’s telling us all that it’s OK. Also that I need a cooler cell phone.”

Satire it may be, but the image and perceived meaning behind it are just as legitimate as every other Jesus sighting on this website. Perhaps Jesus was trying to convert the unbelievers.

A man suffered a motorcycle accident and Mary decided to appear in his wound.

Lipton said he believes the Virgin Mary protected him from further injury when the motorcycle slid out from underneath him.

Why doesn’t Mary deign to protect all the accident victims who are killed every day? Actually, they’re probably all heathens.

In a rare occasion, the son of God decided to actually show up in a church.

Jubilee Fellowship Church members say you can see Jesus’ face on their pulpit. After it was re-varnished, someone from the church noticed the profile of what they believe is Jesus Christ.

So no matter what they do, some church members believe you can see some image of Jesus in their podium. Obviously a sign from the Lord himself.

There’s also a poll at the bottom of the article, where hundreds of people have said that they can in fact see Jesus’s image.

Jesus now appears on a rock on the side of a mountain road.

Shirley Maples says she was riding in a bus looking out the window when she saw it.

Maples’ friend Annette Neal believes the image is there to watch over them. Maples’ other friend, Maxine Nance, says Maples needs a kidney and believes the image is a sign that Maples will be OK.

I personally like to believe it’s a sign that I’ll eat good pizza tonight.

This is too good not to share.

Especially amusing when you consider last year’s controversy involving PZ Myers.

Even though he concedes it’s the “stupidest thing [he’s] ever made on [his] blog,” a nonbeliever of the Lord’s steady stream of visitations into this world makes a post about Jesus appearing in his closet door.

Here it goes: my old closet door has a very curious wood grain pattern in it, that many people over the years have said looks exactly like Jesus Christ holding out His hands.

So far as I’m concerned, there’s nothing supernatural about it at all. And it wouldn’t be proper to come oggle this anyway: if the Bible teaches us that not even the angels are to be worshiped, then I can’t begin to imagine how much worse it is to pay homage to an inanimate hunk of wood.

Obviously Jesus sent His image to this poor, deluded man in order to convince him of the righteousness of worshipping random images of nothing.

Jesus has further entered the digital age by appearing in a cell phone picture.

“The message that I got was that He was telling me that He was with me,” Square said. “I feel proud and blessed that I have this picture.”

Just to be sure that it wasn’t a hoax, Square checked to see if the image had come pre-loaded with the phone, or had been sent to her. Apparently it was a truly divine miracle.

Yes, a distorted image that looks nothing like Jesus is truly nothing short of the work of the Lord.

The article also shows a picture of a t-shirt she had made with that image on it.

Late last month, Jesus decided to invade yet another person’s tree.

Recently, while attempting to find solace against an imminent foreclosure, they discovered that an image of Jesus had appeared in a knothole in their tree. The couple believes that this is a sign that something good is coming their way.

Yes, their house may be foreclosed, but Jesus decided to send them his image! What a loving God.

Picture credit: Proud Atheists.

Less than six months after they became rabid converts of Christianity, this couple found Jesus in a chip.

Of course, it’s a direct sign from the Lord.

In fact, Linda sees the discovery of the chip as a sign that the family is doing something right, and perhaps as an indication that she and Brian need to stop smoking.

“This strengthens my faith,” she said of finding the unique potato chip. “It makes me believe even more.”

Apparently Jesus is shy around the unbelievers.

“If you believe, you can see it,” she said with a shrug. “If you don’t, well …”